Jesus was just a cover band
I was watching a Fry and Laurie thing in which some guy named Mithras was being discussed.
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In this clip they talked about how much Christianity resembled this pagan religion and how it ended up being influenced by it. Here are some of Mithras’s claims to modern Christianity:
- Mithra was born of a virgin on December 25th in a cave, and his birth was attended by shepherds.
- He was considered a great traveling teacher and master.
- He had 12 companions or disciples.
- Mithra’s followers were promised immortality.
- He performed miracles.
- As the “great bull of the Sun,” Mithra sacrificed himself for world peace.
- He was buried in a tomb and after three days rose again.
- His resurrection was celebrated every year.
- He was called “the Good Shepherd” and identified with both the Lamb and the Lion.
- He was considered the “Way, the Truth and the Light,” and the “Logos,” “Redeemer,” “Savior” and “Messiah.”
- His sacred day was Sunday, the “Lord’s Day,” hundreds of years before the appearance of Christ.
- Mithra had his principal festival of what was later to become Easter.
- His religion had a eucharist or “Lord’s Supper,” at which Mithra said, “He who shall not eat of my body nor drink of my blood so that he may be one with me and I with him, shall not be saved.”
- “His annual sacrifice is the passover of the Magi, a symbolical atonement or pledge of moral and physical regeneration.”
- Shmuel Golding is quoted as saying that 1 Cor. 10:4 is “identical words to those found in the Mithraic scriptures, except that the name Mithra is used instead of Christ.”
- The Catholic Encyclopedia is quoted as saying that Mithraic services were conduced by “fathers” and that the “chief of the fathers, a sort of pope, who always lived at Rome, was called ‘Pater Patratus.’”
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Mythraism was derived from Persian Zoroastrianism. Christianity already existed outside of Mythraism, however it was St. Paul who combined the two scripturally adding a Messiac theme from Judaism. Mythraism and Christianity became politically (by that I mean officially) merged by Emperor Constantine. Along the way, the symbol of its eucharists were taken from the Egyptian phallic symbol, the cross, which also manifested itself throught the Ankh (☥). Source [Link]
As much as I discouraged myself from looking up stuff from wikipedia, I ended up sneaking a peak at it and found this…
Caption: Detail of sculpture (left) showing scorpion attacking the bull’s testicles
Where was that in the Old Testament?
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